Stories of friends….

The Shower

A friend of mine, and I would like to point out here clearly, this is a story which happen to a friend of mine and not me. I have not been involved in this at all personally, also not in similar kind of situation.

My friend was invited as best man to the wedding of a friend of mine in the Unites States, so he was hanging around with two of the Bride Maids in a Hotel Room, then they ask me, him: “Would you like to have a shower together?”

My friend agreed without hesitation, cause these two American girls been really hot. So, he went to the shower room, prepared everything for a smooth processing of the shower act for three people. He removed his clothes put a Towel around his waist and turned on the water. Then the water temperature reached the perfect temperature he went with his towel around his waist back to the Ladies and said happily:” The Water temperature is perfect, let’s go!”

The two ladies looked quite stunned at him. He asked them with a puzzled look in his face: “I thought we wanted to have a shower together?”

The two Bride Maids start laughing at him and said: “We asked you if you want to have a shot together, what did you hear?”

Quite embarrassing for my friend. Which shows again, if it comes to men and women the standards and expectations are far different and lead to misunderstandings, based on wishful thinking and boring reality.

Salmon on the Table

Long time ago we have been invited to a birthday party of a girl, and it was great. It happens to me that the birthday girl had a crush on my friend and so she used the camouflage and distraction of the party environment to sneak away with him. The other  of us didn’t really notice their absence, till a door open and our not really missing friend came out and some female voice was headed out of the room with the words: ”Why don’t you stay a bit more and cuddle a bit!” Which our friend loudly responded with: “But I have to tell the guys what gorgeous stuff we did.” He turned closed the door and came to us with a bright satisfied smile to us. Something seemed to hit the door heavily, like a pillow thrown with anger from inside the room, but cannot been said for sure. Our friend to us in the kitchen of the birthday Girls house and 8 more party guests, what he has been doing while we enjoyed the public party and told us about his private party arrangements with the Birthday Girl. We been skeptical and wanted some proof of him, so we asked him to put his salmon on the table.

The whole Party Crowd was shouting: “Salmon on the table! Salmon on the table!” Our friend started slowly to prepare a tissue on the edge of the kitchen table, while the crowd cheered more and grow bigger. Then with a confident smile he opened his pant and put his salmon on the prepared tissue as evidence for his story. We all cheered, and we started under the ACDC Song, she shook me all night long, to play the game kill the table. The Game goes like that: You dance with many people as possible till the table gives up and is dead.

You asking for the Birthday Girl? We have not seen her the rest of the party, and for some reason none of us ever have been invited since by her. I personally believe it was cause of the Kitchen table. Anyway, was still a memorable time of our student time.

Best German Invention

I believe most of the world will agree that many inventions have been made in Germany or by Germans. But there is one Invention, which might not got praised enough, since we will only realize the full benefit of this German creation at a point in life there some are close to have a mental breakdown or become alcoholics.

This invention made in 1779 by Johann Friedrich Oberlin and Louise Scheppler and founded in Strasbourg changed the life positively of billons of people around the world till our present time. Even the original German name became international used and known till today.

The Kindergarten. Only Parents realize its full value. And every parent reading this will just heavily agree to this statement.  For all others, it is needed to explain a bit why this is so.

Then two Youngster decide, it’s so great to be with each other, they not only think to maybe just have sexual intercourse continuously and enjoy their life, no they think to get married, with a great celebration and having a baby or two or, god yes they are existing, even more babies.

The reason for that is simple, these two humans are too young to know and under the influence of pheromones and hormones, which blinding them to check before moving. Plus babies sleeping in the cart, trying to eat with all excrement’s of them looks so cute. Even a few times babysitting cannot get you the deeper understanding what  is really happening if you are 24 Hours alone with this little Human of you and your loved ones genetically mix.

Your sunny love relationship is for sure over, if the first offspring of yours is out of the female body. Yes, all are happy that pregnancy is over and the difficulties are done, and the man thinks he can have sexual intercourse soon again, which might be like that, but, the difficulties have just started and all before you faced in life was nothing compare to that.

But they are so cute and look like Angels then they are sleeping. Did you ever think about why everyone is saying that about babies and children? Because, it’s quite. They don’t ask for anything while they are sleeping. Mommy and Daddy can go have a shower, eat and drink, sit peacefully or even sleep. Because to sleep, rest or having your own time is what is the most valuable thing for a young mummy or daddy will be. If the baby sleeps for a few hours through especially at night then everyone else sleeps, its perfect be happy and grateful. But if not, you will be happy for some rest.

Now imagine that like in traditional way the daddy works and the mommy is alone at home with this demanding little human who wants all her attention. Now the Daddy comes from work, and cannot understand, based on his not being present, why it is so difficult and why his Wife has no mood for anything what before they both enjoyed together so much and much more often.

This can continue with some changes in demand and progresses for sure for 2-3 years. No personal life till Kindergarten.

Please don’t get me wrong, Kindergarten is mainly for the children, but it is good for both sides, since in our modern world the stress level is already so high up, that the Kindergarten in many surveys is one of the most supportive and beneficial institutions for parents. It releases the parents from their duty for some hours a day and make them capable to continue in a nice manner their parenthood. Good for children and their parent’s development.

In some states and cities in Germany the Kindergarten is even free of charge or sponsored, so that everyone can get his children into the Kindergarten.

Thank You Germany. The Parents around the world say thank you.

Crème on the skin

Not too long ago, there was a crème, a crème for all. It was a big pot standing in the bathroom and everyone dipped his fingertip or hand in it to take a share of this thick fatty white crème.

But things have changed. The generous sharing of crème has vanished based on more individualism in crème usage. The Reason is not based on hygienically reason as you would might expect. The Reason is that the crème producers realized that we all are different, and we all been shocked by these findings ourselves and got for each of us our personal crème pot.

In the start the Producers of crème concentrated on female humans, baby’s and kids, since they are so sensitive and full of wrinkles. The special crème moisturize their skin and makes it smooth as silk. That’s a good thing, who like to touch a female which feels like touching or moving over sandpaper. Another good thing was that the basic of all this crème was the old basic white fatty crème. Good for the producer, since he just could add something which made it different…

But before you can touch a female human, you need to look at one, preferably in the face, and if this is not good enough to look at, you try to find other points which are more attractive, if still this is not getting to a sufficient result, the crème producer found a reason for it. Crème for every single part of the female anatomy. And I mean really for all parts, not even the face is just the face, since according the crème producer anatomy, the eyelids and lips are to be seen separate from the face and need their own special crème. Therefor it’s necessary to mark and structure the body in borders, till where which crème should be used to avoid wrong effects.

But before putting each crème in the intended area, each region need to be prepared for the crème. Simple washing or rinsing with water is not good enough. A special wash-gel or serum, cleanser and others are needed before you can put the crème on the spots. Only than the promised effects can be achieved.

This procedure need to be repeated based on the time of the day minimum 2-3 times, since our skin needs different crème and treatment in the morning and overnight. Except you have a shower, than you can crème yourself already while having a shower, great, finally winning some time back.

This means that thanks to the crème producers educating us regarding treating our skin properly, females spend longer than ever in the bathroom, to avoid the plastic surgeon or reality…

But the worse is still coming women and first of all the crème producing industry demand now also based on the findings that men are even more different, to have special crème for men.  This also is to prevent men to steal crème from their mother, girlfriend or wife crème, which they most of the time would use for their hand regardless how big the pot is and if it’s for a total different area meant to be.

Men need special skin care: for the real man, the really rough man and the ultimate man as an example. Anyway which man would buy a pink crème pot with butterflies and flowers on it? The printed letters “For Men” makes the difference to buy crème. Men do not read the ingredients like women on the crème pot. With other words, if the crème producers are a bit naughty, they could just put the same basic crème in the “for men pot” and no man would realize. If that would work also for females?

The basic for sure is the same, as it is for medical crème as well.

Yes it is proven, that basic crème with herbs can help in case of dry skin as an example, but does it make the skin younger, removes wrinkles, would be a little medical miracle.

But with the crème it’s like with placebo, believe it helps and it will.

The Marketing of the crème producing industry help us to fulfill the bathroom with different kind of products for all areas of the body. You have to admit that they have been successful and if one Celebrity brings out his or her own crème, it will be sold out for sure in all stores, because even Teenager start to be concerned about their skin, even if their renewal based on their young cells should be the least to worry.

Crème has also inter human relation benefits, because creaming the partner brings you closer and can help the demographic situation in your country.

Crème is part of our modern social society.

Parenting

To raise offspring is a wonderful thing to do, that is always been shown in the advertisements by diaper producers, there happy family’s play together and baby’s just dressed in their diaper crawling, walking happily around. Yes, it is for a parent a happy moment if the Baby is wearing the Diaper finally after it took some time to manage putting it on against the will of the own offspring. The advertisement also always shows these super clean and well-dressed parents and baby’s, which has nothing to do with real live, since it would be inconvenient to run and crawl after a baby in these clothes, secondly after feeding, cleaning and playing, the baby and the parents are not capable to look like that, except someone else is taking care of all that instead of the parents. Parents in that stage with a small baby which started crawling standing up pulling things from shelves and protesting or start talking, wish sometimes the time back of the new-born, there the baby could just been put somewhere and it stayed there, because it could not move and you could adjust your timetable to what is coming.

We are quite unique, since in our human society, we cannot wait, till our offspring can walk and talk and right after they do so, we want them to sit down and shut up.

If parenting is so difficult and with so much work involved, why are we still having them? We are in most cases happily pregnant or fifty percentages of us at least, even with all difficulties our body sends out a lot of dopamine, or other ways we would not be happy at all with all the pain and restrictions all of a sudden in our lives. We love and take care of our offspring because they are a copy of us, and this mind-set decides of the faith of the offspring. If this is turned on, we will raise, protect our children and even would put ourselves behind, if it’s necessary.

This is important for our species, since our Offspring is not capable for long time to take care of themselves and survive by themselves, that is why two people are needed for raising one human child, because one of them always have to take care of all the other things while one is hundred percent busy with the offspring. But mother nature has invented to the sometimes appearing good night sleep an extra nap time in the middle of the day, that is very thoughtful so that the parents can also recharge in the meantime or prepare for the next halftime of the day and if they are very lucky, they can rest as well or do something for their own, like having a shower going to the Restroom, eat or what ether they cannot or could not do since the offspring has arisen.

Problem in this is, that most parents miscalculate the time they have available to do things, and it feels shorter than it actually is and the offspring also used the time to recharge the battery and is fully loaded, ready to discover the world and keep his or her environment busy and active.

There are no lazy parents with an small infant in this world, because even if they try, they have no chance to be lazy, parents know that the smallest dictatorships are in family’s with offspring. Kids would later in their becoming teenager time start to rebel and protest against this totalitarian system at home and try to make the Government surrender which in many cases happen. The interesting part here is that these rebels come just a few years later back to ask their government to support them in their plans. Since families are the most generous dictatorships in the world, they grant in most cases the demanded support. You can say that families are the oldest social System in our world and without them many of us would not survive or have achieved what we are today, our offspring and we ourselves should be reminded of that.

Since I pointed out in a bit negative way how it is to raise children as humans, maybe we ought to really ask ourselves again, why do we do that and some parents would answer especially mothers, that they just smile at you or handcraft, draw something for you and all is fine and there is nothing greater in this world. Yes, thanks to Mother Nature and vasopressin, oxytocin as well as dopamine this is possible.

Animals raise children and reproduce only cause their instinct of Mother Nature tells them and raise the children till they can live on their own, but not all animals do that as we know, since some live in herds or packs till the end of their lives together as we do too. So our family and relative society is similar to the one in the animal world, just that we create more issues than animals ever can think of, thanks to or so more “advanced” brain. This evolutional development of the social caring of a family gave us Humans, paired with a more developed brain and capability’s, to stand out of the other animals and climb on the head of the letter, even with a more fragile body than a Tiger or bear, because we stick together and formed bounds with the other families, the pack hunting and working together made us come forward a lot, that would be maybe a good example and reminder in our modern world in there we still fight against each other and everyone tries to do it all by himself instead of working together with others which would lead to faster success for all of us. Instead of acting like they want to work together.

Here an advice for future parents to buy technical equipment; if you don’t want that your freezer melts down, or your house burns down; buy all items with buttons easy to press on top of the machine! Remember if they start walking, you start running.

Shape Control via Beer

No this is not a Beer Diet Article. This Article is about the old, always repeating problem after drinking a few Beer, and then women appearing in front of you, either a few meters away from you or right next to you, be very careful with these ones, they want something for sure.

But how to make sure the woman you target, or targets you is the right one or wrong one, simply to say if she has a good or bad shape while your vision is not aware of the reality anymore, you will get to know now an emergency aid, which works under the influence of alcohol and is always available in these moments. The Beer Bottle.

Many women do not understand why their man prefers to have a bottle of beer over them. It is simply because the beer bottle got a better shape.
What you need: First of all have a beer bottle in front of you, have at least two meter distance to the targeted lady. Get the Beer bottle exactly overlapped with the lady, target with one eye closed, put your tongue out for more accuracy while targeting like with a rifle, she fits into the bottle, perfect. Get your Genie with the bottle.

If you have too much difficulty to get the Lady exactly overlapped with the beer bottle, the reason could be that you are too close, you are too full already, she is moving too much and you hardly can follow her with the bottle (in most cases check your own movement and equal it by the volume of alcohol you drank so far, the result is clear, it’s not her, it’s you. Try to hold with two hands!), she is not fitting in the bottle shape no matter how hard you try? (Check the Beer bottle shape, do you have not just the beer you like, also the shape you like?)
If you need to get a much bigger bottle and she fits well in, your choice.

If you are a fan of beer with a short neck and a huge bottom, here we go, if you like beer bottles with a long neck and slim body, nice.
If you usually drink out of a barrel, forget it!
Please remember, don’t use a glass or barrel!

So start already your first drink with the shape you want to go for tonight, to avoid surprises with unwanted shape shifters!

Lately I had some Crisps with a beer flavor from a brand I like to drink, but not really tasted like that, more like BBQ flavor. I just wonder then the first condoms will come out with my favorite beer flavor, but actually no use, since I am not gay. So if there are nay condom or beer producers out there to get them into the market with a beer flavor, take some women beer, so the lady’s will also enjoy it!
I hope this little article got you some aid tool along for the next party or bar night, if you drink with your favorite beer bottle shape and the woman in front of you seems like not want to fit in, it’s your wife and you drank at home!

The Restroom

The Restroom is according to dictionary a public toilet with a lot of traffic, and in the Philippines they call it comfort room which I believe suits it even better. Because the word toilet doesn’t really express the use of the room for most married or parents.
The Restroom is the comfort zone in which married man or parents can be by themselves and rest and be comfortably in peace. This is a holy place. No disturbance please.
But there are implications who are trying to disturb this holy zone, like female partners who believe that it is not necessary anymore to look the door, and even go that far that the sharing the room while one is sitting to brush the teeth at the same time. If you really believe that you get closer to each other in a relationship then you see and smell each other in such situations, please see a specialist!
We can do the doggy style together but not acting like dogs smelling each other at the buttocks. But I heard that there are people who like that kind of stuff, but more to that in a later article.
So one more time to the Ladies and Softies: Keep the lock for the Restroom if you want a harmonic Relationship! There are things which do not need to be shared with each other.
Parents can rescue themselves into the restroom, for some safety and peace of their offspring, which is knocking at the restroom door. But much better than sitting there and small eyes looking curious at you.
But there is another disturbance from the commercial site. Talking toilets, toilette paper with advertisements or poems or pictures and different structures. But it’s getting worse. Lately I had to stop at a Diner next to the Highway and went to the restroom. To enter I had to pay, okay bad enough, but when I arrived in the male restroom and got in position and my mind and body got ready for releasing all the pressure to reach the total relaxation comfort feeling; someone started talking to me. A female voice underlined with waterfall music saying via a speaker somewhere close to my ear: “Welcome at ….. Your friendly toilet, who gives you clean comfort in a unforgettable environment for the special moment.” Okay…All comfort in me was gone. If there is a place and moment you don’t want to talk or being talked to its there. There are some things and businesses who do not need to invest in Marketing Campaigns, a Restroom Facility is one of them. They should change that. How about a social media shit storm on the Marketing Restroom facilities? To add oil into this, the same female voice spoke to me again, when I wanted to leave the Restroom and said: “Thank you for visiting our Toilette Facility, we hope to see you soon again!”
Are there also cameras? Are that not just sensors? I don’t want to be seen in the Restroom. I just ask myself what comes next.
The Restroom Attendant will great you with a handshake and guide you to the point of destination, helps to hold it for you or wipes you after? I think hanging advertisements in Restrooms are okay for me, something to read or look at if you have the tunnel view. But no more. No music, no attendance waiting for you with a towel or anything else and especially don’t talk to me. The Restroom should be the silent Restroom like a small chapel just more private. The last place on earth to be for yourself. It needs to be protected and be written in the Code of Conduct with a worldwide scope.
By the way which Product, Brand and company wants to be doing advertisement in this environment?
Rescue the Restroom privacy. Anyway there is nothing nice to listen or see.

How big should he be and why do we care?

Men are very concerned about the length of their penis; women on the other side hardly compare the depth or size of their vagina, but the size of their breasts, but not as much as men.
So what can men do to enlarge their Penis to feel more comfortable with them and their best piece? They also can do Surgeries there they can gain 2 centimeter in not erected state. Actually the enlargement is not an actual enlargement since just the suspension is been cut so that it dangles further down. It was always there just hidden a bit, like most things of a man. Other options with some mechanical instruments has not stand any scientifically test and so far has not created any enlargement in pulling the little one like on a stretch bank. Also Crèmes do not create any enlargement like crèmes do not erase any wrinkles of the Skin, dearest ladies, anyway if I say it or not women will still use crèmes and men will still try to enlarge their phallus. There is more behind then just the simple comparing between men and be the strongest and the biggest “ARRRGHH, ARRRGHH!” A study showed that after patients woke up out of coma and been told they had a bad accident, women asked after their Husband, Kids and so on, while men fist checked how their Phallus is, and if he is still there and greeting them, they already more relaxed. The Phallus of a man is what defines him as one and the reason of his existents. He is the one who helps mankind to continue with his Phallus, without Phallus he is just like a Management Consultants, Eunuchs, they know how to do it……
What is a woman without Breast, but at least still have a vagina? She is still functional, and there a quite a few existing. Some bad men call them Nipple boards, but a man without his Phallus is useless, maybe useable to carry the heavy shopping bags or for a difficult to open glass or bottle. Also which woman seriously wants a man without Balls and a Phallus? If so they can also have another woman to talk to.
So we know now that the Phallus defines the man, but what is about the size, how important is that. Most men would enlarge their Phallus if they could, no matter which size they have, but is bigger or longer really better? The Fact is that the average male Phallus of a human is 7.5 centimeter long while not erected and 15 centimeters in erected status and can reach in most cases up to 20 centimeters erected if well stimulated. If the women are asked if they are satisfied with the size of their partners Phallus, they answered that they are, still men are keen to have a big one, that’s why Clothes and especially condoms should be only sold in the sizes who are excepted by men, that would be; Huge, Wow and Unbelievable and the Ego of a man is satisfied. Seriously, which guy would buy in Seven Eleven a condom which is in Size S?
So Ladies, if you want to have a happy male partner, next time when you two or three or how many you usually are in the private moment, tell him that his one is the biggest and you like to feel his Big one in you. Trust me he will jump for joy and he will do the Dishes even for a week.
Yes, men can be so simply made happy, it’s the same with you ladies, just a nice kind word at the right moment and you blossom as well.
But like for you Ladies, don’t overdo it cause men are very sensitive about this point and if they feel you don’t mean it or joke around and you had it then.
So but what is the right size, is average good enough? It depends also of the women, some petit women, would have pain if he is too long for them, even if his one is average Size. He is too long for her if you hear from her:”Autsch”! To make a woman feel good it is not just the length it’s also the thickness, and this also again depends on the women’s Anatomy, if she is more tight, she needs a thinner one and its fine, if she is more wider down there, she needs a hammer. It’s no use if you put a thin chopstick in the vagina of a woman does not stimulate her enough, and the man as well.
So length is not the main point, also not just the Phallus. Women are emotional and need to be stimulated mentally and physically and not just Mouth, breasts, Vagina. For a Fumble okay, but the most important organ to stimulate for a women is between her ears. If you as a man are unsure of your Equipment, stimulate her first with other ways, and she will not feel that anything is missing.
A Great Phallus does not generate an orgasm for a woman. A women does not always have an orgasm, that’s normal, so no worry, but if she wants had one, check the position remember what you did and when you did it and make notes, because her body does that as well. Most women get the orgasm in the same position as they got it before; because that is the position and comfort she can get it. Don’t lose it! If you can manage that you will be the King and she will praise you forever.
Women wonder sometimes what does a men attract more nice rack or a nice ass. To make it short and simple, Breasts or Ass does not matter as longest the man has something to hold onto. Men are like babies, always need to touch and grab something, as longest is soft, squeezable, pull able, bitable or likable. Men are just big babies who love to play. So let them! They just want to play. It does not matter what you can offer, as longest he can play with it and you let him, more does a man not need, compare to a woman is a man very easy to satisfy. The women can relax and lay down as usual and let him do the action, he will after that be finished and tired and fall asleep, while you can do read your magazines in peace or watch your favorite soap without comments from the side, like: ‘Why again Cancer? How come he heals so fast after he was already dead?” They all have no problems and seems like don’t need to work” and so on.

Equal Rights for Women?!

Since the change of the 19th century women fight for equal rights with the men, and compare to these times with today they really achieved a lot, with every new Generation women are having not just equal rights with the men, they also have more benefits and rights then the men. Women get Discount on Drinks, Entrance Fees, a quota for how many women have to be on the board of a company and have a woman as representative to watch that their right being not abused. Dirty Peter says yes, more woman on Top position.
Why did it come to this, men who behave like men are getting punished and a woman have to be taken instead of a man for a job, because she is a woman. What about qualification? Do women really want to be taken a position just because law says so? Now it’s time for a woman in this position and that’s why you get it and the men are out. Equal means fair in my eyes and that also means that not the Gender is the reason to be in a particular position, even while sexual intercourse we change the position towards our ability and likes, so what is the issue with these special treatments for women? There is everywhere Ladies Nights, with free or discounted Drinks for women. If men get pissed it’s already nothing nice to look at, but if women getting drunk, it is even worse, and you can only make sure that you are fast enough out of reach, before they grab you. Men are hunter by nature but there they are the hunted, but compare to men who hunts alone or maybe with a friend who in most cases will be left alone if one succeed, women hunt in packs, in Lady Packs. Lady Packs on Lady Nights in bars with free drinks are the pure horror to watch, because with every glass of wine or cocktail the Ladies get more ambitioned and start to tease the men, who have to pay for their drink. Here a typical situation on a Ladies Night, five Ladies go together drinking and chatting and giggling with every glass more, like some herd of wild chicken. Still some brave men approach them, if not alone men come with one or two more friends, here now two brave guys approaching the group of wild Ladies, already knowing to be outnumbered they are going to battle, and it will be one, because the Ladies are up to have fun, which is not the same as having fun for men. They just want to drink, dance, and tease some men without having sexual intercourse, that’s why they are in the group of five to make sure everyone comes home safely while drunk like ten Russians. The two guys approach and the Ladies welcome them and chat with them all kind of stuff, if it comes to drinks now the big change is coming; the two guys make the mistake you should not do on a Ladies Night, offer the Ladies to buy them something to drink. Guys, the Ladies drink for free, why to change it, you will not get into their pants tonight without knocking out all her other four friends, and no also all five you cannot take home, that is unlikely and pure stress, having a bunch of drunken girls at your place, that’s like babysitting a bunch of small children, and if you think you secured one, the other ones doing some rubbish already again. Plus to be mention the physical ability needed to wipe away all the vomit after they got one after the other Sea sick in your Bedroom.
But back to the drinks! Don’t offer to buy them drinks then they are free, since to be Gentlemen and get laid on an over day after exchanging telephone numbers, it will not change anything, just be nice and show a particular Lady that she is in your eyes tonight more special than the others, and hope it works, but more to this in a other chapter. Don’t be more drunk than the Ladies, or it will be a night you won’t remember. Always keep in your mind that this is not the time to attack, next time or after 100 Days in some areas or in bad cases after wedding, but this is the worst thing you can do, it’s like buying a car without test drive, but at this point some ladies would say: “Hey, not everyone can drive a Ferrari but everyone would like to have one.” Here I would point out that this is in some way true, even if I prefer to have a Porsche than a Ferrari, but that’s a point of personal likes. But I talk about the General Automobile market, and there it’s all about price, Horsepower, comfort and extras, like choosing an average Lady.
Secondly I would like to say that the Group of Ladies always works a similar way, one looks more attractive than the other, but only for a reason, the main Girl who looks so shiny in the Group, looks only so attractive cause she surrounds herself with female friends who are less attractive and do not steal her the show. So each Lady in the group is a downgrade of the leading one who alone is not that attractive, to keep the example in the automobile industry; many people buy a small car and they buy a Porsche, BMW or Mercedes Key Chain or put a Sticker on the Car, but that does not make out of a Volvo a Porsche. Same for the Ladies here, just having the same dress like Jennifer Lopez, does not mean that it looks as good on you or make you similar attractive.

That is so unfair again that actually it is time for the men to go and protest and fight for their rights now. Men should claim for a Quota that minimum forty percent of drunk on a Ladies night should be male; I believe that this is an achievable target from male perspective.
From my humble point of view are most Female activist today use the Equal rights and hitting on men for everything what is not going fine in this world, became an excuse for their existence and that they mostly have no man themselves, and if they have, poor guy. Most of the Female Activists are also in most cases not the most attractive Females and refused to wear Bra’s, since they believe that this is against the freedom of women. But what their freedom does to the environment around them is torture and creates nightmares.
Anyway, why do women want to be equal to men, if men are in their eyes all as bad as they say? Why become the same Level, rather stay on this higher moral Level as a woman, or not? Why to downgrade, upgrading is what is wanted today.
Some Female Activist just are too extreme for my taste, and it seems to me that they just ask for things, because the men have it to, like the other Friend of her got a new Hand Bag or Diamond Ring with 2 Carat, so she also have to have one or better or bigger. That’s kind of childish, because it is a fact that many jobs or rights fought through are hardly been used by women, most of the women still rather go for what they usually used to go for if it comes to jobs and also interest. Yes, women should have the same rights and possibility’s like every Human to do what they want to do, but the truth is that it’s like Kindergarten educator are still mostly women and if a man appears in the Kindergarten and is not super Handsome, he will be watched carefully by Female and Male parents, since there must be something wrong with this Guy.
Women do not have to fear that for taking any job, but men will be looked up and down if they take a job which is usually a Female Job in our Society mind. Is that not discrimination?
Men always welcome women in an old male dominated environment and are always willing to help and educate them with all their heart.
It all comes to the point that men have to watch that they keep their position or will be removed at some point. Jobs in the Future will be anyway done more and more by machines as we can see already, that trains in the subway do not need a Driver anymore, and in the Library you have no Lady with a Date Stamp closes the Book and gives with a short smile to you back and if you bring it back a few weeks later the same procedure. Now you have to hold the book like in the supermarket already over a Scanner and that’s it. No Human anymore. If we have Robots to send out to handle all the daily Stuff for us, while we have no job anymore cause we are not needed and these Androids become more and more Human, just better, You should not wonder coming one time Home, while the Robot is holding hand with your Wife and she is just saying to you: ”I always wanted to tell you, but he can do everything better with you and does not need a break in between, so you are not needed here anymore.”
We men should fight for our Rights, and fight the beginning of this movement, before we are all of a sudden not needed anymore!
But seriously what did the Equal Rights bring to women more, instead of having equal rights, women have actually more burden via the continuously work of the professional female activist.
Why do I say that, because today much more is asked from a woman today than before? The Woman today, has to have a good Education, Bachelor and better Master university Degree, make career (Management) and be independent, driving a car, marry before thirty years old, take care of Husband, Household, give birth to at least 1.3 Children, raise them and work at the same time, be always in Good Shape even after ABB (After Baby Body) and do not Age.
Wow, that is really amazing. Especially that there are people, even women, who are expecting that this is to be handled by the modern independent women, the starting till education you can discuss about, sure everyone should do as good and as much he can for more choices or to do later what he or she wants, but does really everyone need a master degree or university degree, or have to be in Management? No one seems to be interested to be just Clerk and live a peaceful live, everyone wants to be Boss and make him or herself stress, question is, if everyone is the Boss by title at least and the Company is full of Executives or Vice Presidents for Facility Management, even the Bus Driver is not a Bus driver anymore, he is now Bus Captain, the title may has changed, the work hasn’t.
In my research I found some people who make money with something so natural which gives so much of pressure to women. We expect that women are looking after giving birth to a Human Life, which is already a great job, which we should just bow in front of these women with deep respect, but what does our Society expect? We expect that the woman after giving Birth gets rid of her After Baby Body and looks like an underwear Model, even if she hasn’t looked like that before and that she is MILF, means Mom I like to fuck, right after giving birth.
First of all I hardly know any women after giving birth, who cannot think of something else than having sexual intercourse with the husband or anyone in this universe. Secondly these Terms (After Baby Body and MILF) are not inventions of me, that are terms from people who offer for money gymnastic Interactions, so that women look after that again as they never had a baby, which is from biological point of view a very interesting promise and of course that the participating woman cannot wait to jump on her husband or whoever is currently the one to receive this physical excitement. I think it’s very interesting that they advertise with the insult to all of the women who had just a Baby, that they look fat and ugly. Women who still go for that kind of marketing cannot ask to be called intelligent. Here some free Ideas how to get your body or better skin back in Shape: Do some Baby Yoga, together with your Baby, because, if you have finally time, means your baby is sleeping, you will be still busy for the next round preparing then the little one awake again, so best thing is to involve the baby, so you both can do something together and its good for you as well.
Next thing to strengthen your Skin after breastfeeding, while having a shower change the temperature from hot to cold and massage your skin and body like that, this will help in normal situations after giving birth. In other cases and if you are too unhappy consult your doctor!
Instead of being equal to men, women actually have today more burden than before, because they can maybe do all jobs and work and make career as much is possible, but they still have the old things to do as well. So to reach more equality towards men, would mean that women, can also come home from work, throw their stuff in the corner, put their hand in the panty and turn on the TV and ask for the Beer and food, while the husband is busy changing the Diaper and preparing Dinner, Ironing her Shirts and getting frustrated. Maybe this kind of change of duties, every second day as a start would maybe be than fair and reaches soon more understanding or fighting for more days, being not the one to do all the housework and taking care of the Offspring.
But I am sure, before that happens, the men will invent a Robot who will make it possible that men and women can be freely equal, so that both can come home put one hand in their panty at the same time in different rooms and watch their favorite TV Program, while the Robot prepares the five Star menu and reading a story to the offspring.
That would be the next step of comfort many Parents are longing for, and if they feel like spending time with the kids, they just play with them and take care of the nice points of having children.
In a way understandable for people raising children, but also at some point we will miss out and forget what it means and how to take care of children, or not?

How many Girlfriends did you have before me?

Memories are a good thing, if you don’t have to deal with the past. At some point of a so called relationship the above Headline will be thrown at the unprepared innocent man by his Girlfriend.
Firstly, why do women ask this question always? The reason is quite simple, they are still unsure about you, what kind of guy you are and if it’s the real you they see. Secondly they want to get a better judgement of you and of course how serious this relationship can be and how many efforts she should invest.
Women may ask at that point; “Why do men never ask this question first?”
Here the answer is also simple. No, the man is definitely interested how many Boyfriends you had before him, but mainly he cares for the moment, since this question is brought at a quite early stage of the relationship, while the man is still enjoying the benefits and needs longer as the woman to realize this is a relationship, so he will not ask yet.
But if a woman asks this question, the man will think to give an accurate number as reply and if holding hands or kissing counts at least half a point or touching and having sexual intercourse is definitely a full point, but how about a blowjob? Since this takes obviously some time, the woman will, before any answer from the man verbally has been given, since five seconds have been past already, look shocked at him and says: “So many?!”
The man tried to give a quick answer since he is afraid of losing the benefits of this “relationship”, so he will say a number over ten or more, because he thinks of the number he gives to his “buddy’s”. A huge Mistake. The next mistake follows right away, he asks her the same question back in the insane hope that now she is in trouble and he is out of it, or at least they are even. So wrong.
A woman will tell you a number under or till three maximum depending on her age five. You lost. How come that there are so many men having so much sexual practice but the women you met never has, that is not possible or? The reason is that women do not count one nightstands, blowjobs or any other fumble with a man or other woman. They only count “relationships”.
So how can a man this evil game?
Depending on your age as well, but do as the women do. Just say five or if you are just 18 or twenty say 2 or 3. Calculate a number that leaves since your fourteens or fifteens birthday has around every 3 to 5 years one Girlfriend, because that makes you look good, and a steady guy who doesn’t play around. Remember women want their boyfriend not like the Mr. Wrongs before, cause women and men are the same in one general thinking; before you find Mr. Right, you can have a lot of fun with Mr. Wrong. Same counts for men versus versa.
But if they have found Mr. or Mrs. Right, or believe they did at least, they would never admit to the other that they also had fun with the previous one or ones that are a healthy self-preserving respect to the partner, anything else would lead to a disaster.

The Female G-Spot

The first man, who discovered knowingly the female G-Spot, was Dr. Graefenberg in 1950. He was a German gynecologist who was living in the United States of America.
After he told his colleagues of his discovery, they’ve been laughing at him. You have to understand that at that time, the common believe of men was, to bring a woman to ecstasy is to be present or buy her a new pair of shoes. Last one is not to disregard till today.
The Female G-Spot leads men to confusion, because of different anatomy of women; the female G-Spot is to be found at different locations.
Either it is close to the entrance of the vagina or even till five centimeters deep in the vagina, with other words out of reach for some men.
So the man has to go and look for it every time new, except he knows the woman already.
The female G-Spot is activated after sexual stimulation, before that the female G-Spot is in sleeping Beauty mode, and would not cause any excitement for the women, no matter how much you rub or hammer against it.
So here the rule is also, first a lot of dopamine production (for the woman), with nice seducing words and soft and later maybe harder actions, and then it will work.

Woman love Casanovas
Women might say that they do not like Casanovas as a man, but the opposite is the truth.
Example from a field Test. A Party. A Guy comes in with a woman next to him, the other women at the party don’t look at the guy, and they screen and look at the woman next to him and judge the guy according to the appearance and impression of his escort.
Why do women do that? Because if a man is already tested by another proper appearing woman and trained for relationship, it’s easier than training a newcomer by yourself, without knowing the outcome and with bad luck the woman wasted her time since the guy cannot be trained according to her needs.
You also would prefer to take a trained successful racing horse, instead of trying to train an donkey to become a racing horse. Even if you manage it, you will be old and tired, since this donkey is quite stubborn sometimes. Same with the men.
That’s why they say in Germany: “On old horses you learn riding.”
But what does that help or tell the men? If you are a man who wanted be be more attractive to other women on a party, don’t go as single! Surround yourself with a young beautiful lady, which could be in relationship with you, like that the attention of other women is guaranteed. But don’t make the mistake and look like you want to escape from your Escort. Make it descent, exchange Name cards as you are doing business but with a slight more sympathy. Women are more sensitive like men and they understand an option for them and will take it at the time they want to accept it. Keep your Escort always close to you, let her talk with others like you have no worries and always take care of her well, because be reminded you are watched every second.
The Real action comes later for you if you meet one of the other lady’s later for a coffee or tea or others. Find reasons you can always fall back to if it does not work out on the meetings later, so that you always look like Mr. Nice Guy!
How many Girlfriends did you have before me?
Memories are a good thing, if you don’t have to deal with the past. At some point of a so called relationship the above Headline will be thrown at the unprepared innocent man by his Girlfriend.
Firstly, why do women ask this question always? The reason is quite simple, they are still unsure about you, what kind of guy you are and if it’s the real you they see. Secondly they want to get a better judgement of you and of course how serious this relationship can be and how many efforts she should invest.
Women may ask at that point; “Why do men never ask this question first?”
Here the answer is also simple. No, the man is definitely interested how many Boyfriends you had before him, but mainly he cares for the moment, since this question is brought at a quite early stage of the relationship, while the man is still enjoying the benefits and needs longer as the woman to realize this is a relationship, so he will not ask yet.
But if a woman asks this question, the man will think to give an accurate number as reply and if holding hands or kissing counts at least half a point or touching and having sexual intercourse is definitely a full point, but how about a blowjob? Since this takes obviously some time, the woman will, before any answer from the man verbally has been given, since five seconds have been past already, look shocked at him and says: “So many?!”
The man tried to give a quick answer since he is afraid of losing the benefits of this “relationship”, so he will say a number over ten or more, because he thinks of the number he gives to his “buddy’s”. A huge Mistake. The next mistake follows right away, he asks her the same question back in the insane hope that now she is in trouble and he is out of it, or at least they are even. So wrong.
A woman will tell you a number under or till three maximum depending on her age five. You lost. How come that there are so many men having so much sexual practice but the women you met never has, that is not possible or? The reason is that women do not count one nightstands, blowjobs or any other fumble with a man or other woman. They only count “relationships”.

So how can a man this evil game?
Depending on your age as well, but do as the women do. Just say five or if you are just 18 or twenty say 2 or 3. Calculate a number that leaves since your fourteens or fifteens birthday has around every 3 to 5 years one Girlfriend, because that makes you look good, and a steady guy who doesn’t play around. Remember women want their boyfriend not like the Mr. Wrongs before, cause women and men are the same in one general thinking; before you find Mr. Right, you can have a lot of fun with Mr. Wrong. Same counts for men versus versa.
But if they have found Mr. or Mrs. Right, or believe they did at least, they would never admit to the other that they also had fun with the previous one or ones that are a healthy self-preserving respect to the partner, anything else would lead to a disaster.